{"id":31514,"date":"2025-04-01T22:52:58","date_gmt":"2025-04-02T01:52:58","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/bambisafkar.ca\/?p=31514"},"modified":"2025-04-01T23:50:43","modified_gmt":"2025-04-02T02:50:43","slug":"please-ignore-todays-date-until-you-finish-reading-the-entire-post","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/bambisafkar.ca\/index.php\/2025\/04\/01\/please-ignore-todays-date-until-you-finish-reading-the-entire-post\/","title":{"rendered":"Please ignore today’s date until you finish reading the entire post"},"content":{"rendered":"
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In this post, Bambi shares twenty messages with you, dear readers:<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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  1. She now calls herself “deer of colour” and insists that you limit her to her skin hue. <\/li>\n\n\n\n
  2. She does not believe in freedom of expression for ALL.<\/li>\n\n\n\n
  3. She does not believe in respect for ALL.<\/li>\n\n\n\n
  4. She endorses cancellation and hates freedom. <\/li>\n\n\n\n
  5. She sees herself as an eternal victim and she is filled with bitterness.<\/li>\n\n\n\n
  6. She thinks that wokeism, especially its most radical force, is smart and cool.<\/li>\n\n\n\n
  7. She believes that in the name of minorities, we should discriminate against the silent majority (and vice versa).<\/li>\n\n\n\n
  8. She believes that racism and discrimination can only go in one direction.<\/li>\n\n\n\n
  9. She believes that Canada is systemically racist.<\/li>\n\n\n\n
  10. She is a proponent of rape culture who enjoys encouraging colonization, systemic racism, domestic and sexual violence (Louis watch out!).<\/li>\n\n\n\n
  11. She thinks that we do not need critical thinking, a sense of perspective, and humour.<\/li>\n\n\n\n
  12. She will vote for the Liberals on April 28 because of DEI policies in hiring and in research funding or because of Mr. Trump.<\/li>\n\n\n\n
  13. She believes that Mr. Carney seems to be respectful of Qu\u00e9bec’ s culture and decisions. <\/li>\n\n\n\n
  14. She believes the media that tells us that Mr. Carney and the Liberals who have been in power for a decade represent change.<\/li>\n\n\n\n
  15. She is ungrateful toward Canada while believing that new discrimination can fix past ones.<\/li>\n\n\n\n
  16. She loves wars, massacres, destruction, and hatred. <\/li>\n\n\n\n
  17. She is fond of Islamism that must be integrated into governance or imposed on others.<\/li>\n\n\n\n
  18. She does not love her friend Selim and she does not wish him a happy birthday!<\/li>\n\n\n\n
  19. She does not honour the memory of her beloved childhood friend Soha and does not wish her a Happy birthday in heaven!<\/li>\n\n\n\n
  20. She is not thinking of her beloved cousin Carla, wishing her a happy birthday tomorrow!<\/li>\n<\/ol>\n\n\n\n

    What is the central underlying theme to all the above, you think? Yes, LIES :), you got it. Happy April Fool’s, everyone! Bambi started her day with a silly joke, shared with her family and close friends. She did not want this day to end without trying to make you smile before it would be too late… yes, midnight is coming in an hour at her end!<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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